Funny Riddles

 

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?


Question: A person was born in 1940. Today is his 18th birthday.

How is that possible?

Question: What has a foot but no leg?

Question: There's a B in my hand. So what's in my eye?

Question: Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look.

Why is this?