Question: How do you drown a hipster?
Answer: You throw him in the mainstream
Question: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!
Question: What is brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick!