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Question: A man in tights is knocked out by a rock next to him.The rock did not touch him.What happened to him?
Answer: The rock is cryptinite and the man is Superman.
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By jena
Question: What do you call a sad bird?
Answer: A bluebird!
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Question: What kinds of balls do dragons play soccer with?
Answer: Fireballs!
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Question: Where do all the letters sleep?
Answer: In the alpha-bed!
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Question: How are doughnuts and golf alike?
Answer: They both have a hole in one.
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Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.