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Question: A man in tights is knocked out by a rock next to him.The rock did not touch him.What happened to him?
Answer: The rock is cryptinite and the man is Superman.
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By hushracer
Question: What fish only swims at night?
Answer: Starfish!
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Question: What do you call a mad elephant?
Answer: An earthquake!
Question: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink or even walk?
Answer: A computer mouse!
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Question: Where do all the letters sleep?
Answer: In the alpha-bed!
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Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.