Funny Riddles

 

Question: A man pulls over and goes into a building.He came back with a bucket of water,he dumps it on the sidewalk.Why did he pour the water on the sidewalk?


Question: 1 man walks in to a bar another man walks into a bar the third man ducks. Why did the third man bring a duck?

Quacker (medium)

Question: What looks like a duck but is red?

Kiss of Pain (medium)

By jena

Question: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

By jena

Question: What streets do ghosts haunt?