Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.

Joke: Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We asked her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.