Short Jokes

Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Joke: Yo mama so stupid when she got a pc and it said type a password with 8 character she typed in "Snow White and the seven dwarfs "

Joke: My friend thinks he’s smart. He says that onions were the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.