Short Jokes

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.

Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Candy... Candy who? Candy owner of this big red car come and move it off my drive?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.