Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: Two random variables were sitting in a library. They were trying to be discrete but I could hear their chatter continuously.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who
Olive you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe mama!