Short Jokes

Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.

Joke: A three-legged dog with a cowboy hat on walks into a old western saloon and says, "I'm lookin' for the fella that shot my paw."

Joke: A cable installer walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 10 PM and 7 AM."

Joke: A man who had spent his entire life working at a movie theater died recently. His funeral will be at 2:20, 4:15, 6:50 and 8:10.

Joke: In English class, a girl works hard on a writing assignment. But at the end of class, she recieves an F for in-completion. Why?