Short Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grab
Grab who?
Not me!

Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!

Joke: One blonde asks another while driving, "Is my blinker working?"

The other replies, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the stupid persons house. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken... :)