Short Jokes

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?

Joke: The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than the speed of light." A tachyon walks into a bar.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."

Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"

Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."