Short Jokes

Joke: Once an elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The ant hid himself in a temple but it still got found. HOW?

Joke: Doctor, doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. I just can't stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
...

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

Joke: x² asks x³ if he believes in God.

x³ replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."