Short Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
w-h-o.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order order!" She replied, "Damn, chill. I'll just take a coke and some fried."