Short Jokes

Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.

Joke: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is common sense.

Joke: Mrs.Lane and Mr.Lane are driving in a car and they are only allowed to turn in one lane. What lane do they turn in?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"

Joke: A man was at a court law. The judge asked him, ¨why did you do a U turn when you know that it is against the law?¨