Short Jokes

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.

Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.

Joke: Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.

Joke: Yo mamma so fat when God took a picture of her at the birth of the world it's not even half way done printing.

Joke: A company once made Chuck Norris toilet paper. The only problem was Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.