Short Jokes

Joke: What do you do if you are getting chased by a tiger, lion, and elephant chasing you on horseback?

Joke: Teacher: Wheres your Homework? Timmy: I ate it Teacher: Why? Timmy: Because my Dog said so!

Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she hopped in the pool, she took a cue stick with her and said"pool time."

Joke: Math teacher: You can't use y to represent a single point!
Student: Y-naught?