Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.

Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.

Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.

Joke: Knock!Knock! no one is in... no one is in who...wait...aren't you suppose to say that... :I

Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.