Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took a picture of some food, stamped it, and tried to use it as food stamps.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited Iraq once. The U.S. immediately began a search for weapons of mass destruction.

Joke: A chemistry teacher told his student he had a lot of potential. Then he dropped him off of the roof.

Joke: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Joke: Yo mama so fat that when she played Five Night's at Freddy's, Freddy couldn't stuff her in the suit!