Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach activists showed up to push her back into the ocean!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.

Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.

Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.