Short Jokes

Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?

Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.

Joke: 1st Man: My wife eats like a bird. 2nd Man: Really! What do you mean? 1st Man: She eats worms.

Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.