Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"

Joke: Chuck Norris was not born into this world. Chuck Norris was unleashed upon it.

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, they used to call it a jumpoline before yo mama got on it!

Joke: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has Big Foot in a headlock.