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By jena
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee.
Punch line: Have you tried taking the spoon out?
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Joke: What did zero say to eight?
Punch line: Nice belt!
By tumnus123
Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?
Punch line: Pharaoh's Jeweller's Day Off
Joke: How do hair stylists speed up their job?
Punch line: They take short cuts!
Joke: What do you give a lemon in distress?
Punch line: Lemonade.
Joke: What kind of music do planets sing?
Punch line: Neptunes!