Short Jokes

Joke: What do you get if you take the red dot off of the Japanese flag?

Joke: If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?

Joke: Three guys walk into a bar. U think the last two would of ducked!

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took toast to France to make french toast.

Joke: A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.