Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to the Macy's Day Parade wearing ropes.

Joke: When elephants see Chuck Norris they forget everything... And run.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked her keys inside of her motorcycle.

Joke: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window and only break one side.