Short Jokes

Joke: What do you call somebody who sees an Apple store getting robbed?

Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.

Joke: Chuck Norris once drowned an entire army... In the Sahara desert.

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?

Joke: Two peanuts were walking through Central Park. One was assaulted!