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Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.


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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.


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Joke: How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?


Punch line: Ten tickles.


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Joke: What compound don't you want your kid's report card to look like?


Punch line: Tetrafluoroethylene (C2F4, 2 C's and 4 F's).


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Joke: If a pizza has a radius z and height a, what would its volume be?


Punch line: The volume of the pizza would be (pi)(z)(z)(a).


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