Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she log in to gta5 she got a 5-star rating.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I've got wind. Can you give me something?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.