Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: A man told his wife ten puns about airplanes hoping one would land.

No pun in ten did.

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Can i knock on your door some more?

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.

Joke: A man gave his wife super glue instead of chap stick.

She still isn't talking to him.