Long Jokes

Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.

Joke: Knock!Knock! no one is in... no one is in who...wait...aren't you suppose to say that... :I

Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.

Joke: There are 10 cats sitting in a tree. When one falls off, how many are left sitting in the tree?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.