Long Jokes

Joke: Jack be nimble and Jack be quick. But not even Jack could avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

Joke: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.

Joke: While you are reading this 4,721 men will have died from roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris.

Joke: Only in America do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.