Long Jokes

Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she hopped in the pool, she took a cue stick with her and said"pool time."

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.

Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.