Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number.

Joke: Yo momma so fat, she ask Semrod to make her thin. And he said "I cannot, it's out of my power

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.