Long Jokes

Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.

Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.

Joke: What do you do if you are getting chased by a tiger, lion, and elephant chasing you on horseback?

Joke: Teacher: Wheres your Homework? Timmy: I ate it Teacher: Why? Timmy: Because my Dog said so!