Long Jokes

Joke: 1st Man: My wife eats like a bird. 2nd Man: Really! What do you mean? 1st Man: She eats worms.

Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach activists showed up to push her back into the ocean!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.