Good Jokes

Joke: Q: Why are tires considered to be so obedient?

Joke: Q: What did the Grandfather clock tell his annoying son?

Joke: If a pro is the opposite of a con, is the opposite of progress, congress?

Joke: A man asks girl a question Man-If a car can travel 800 miles per hour, how far can the car go in a hour? Girl-80mph Man-Try again Girl-8000 mph Man-I just told you the answer its 800mph

Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?