Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went into the Gap, and filled it!

Joke: "Hey Mom?" asked Little Johnny, "Can you give me $20?"

"Certainly not," She replied.

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey Maria, could you make sure I've got clean socks tomorrow.'"

Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."

Joke: Why do all math books need therapy?