Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!

Joke: Why did the mathematician want the 20011 square foot house?

Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Joke: What's the difference between a stamp and the wife of a t-rex?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"