Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!

Joke: What is another word for my phone? An iPhone!