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Joke: A man with a dog walks into a bank that has a sign reading "No dogs." A security guard walks up to him and asks "Did you read the sign? No dogs."
The man replies "I know. Someone should fix that. It should say one dog."
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Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."
In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.
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Joke: Where do bugs go on a western vacation?
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat!
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)
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Joke: Why did the man get a new car for his wife?
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