Good Jokes

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.

Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.

Joke: What do you call a baby eigen-sheep?

Joke: What were Tarzan's last words?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I'll be very upset.