Good Jokes

Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?

Joke: A group full of very ugly people die in a bus accident. When they come to God he grants them all one last wish. The first person says "I wish I was beautiful!" God makes them beautiful. This goes on and all of the people wish to be beautiful until he gets to the last person. The last person is laughing historically and God asks him "Why are you laughing?" The man replies "I wish they were all ugly again."

Joke: What did the mathematician say after working with some trig functions outside?

Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"

Joke: Why did the ghost sing off key?