Good Jokes

Joke: Waiter, waiter will my pizza be long? No, it will be round

Joke: How do the conservative party record their meetings?

Joke: A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."