Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.

Joke: What is black and white and green and black and white?

Joke: A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver says "That's the ugliest baby!"

She sits down and tells the person next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"

The person responds "You should go confront him! I'll hold your dog."

Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.

Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.