Good Jokes

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Joke: A man goes on a date with a blonde woman. She asks him, "Do you have any kids?"

He tells her, "I have one that's under two."

The blonde replies, "I know I'm blonde, but I know how much one is."

Joke: A man gave his wife super glue instead of chap stick.

She still isn't talking to him.

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.

Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?