Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

Joke: Chuck Norris is an organ donor. He's donated hundreds of bodies.

Joke: A king is about to go to war so he locks up his beautiful wife and hands his best friend a key, "If I'm not back in 4 days, she's yours."

The king rides off to war, but he immediately sees his friend riding up beside him. "What's wrong?" Demands the king.

His friend replies with labored breath, "Wrong key."