Good Jokes

Joke: Why can't you pour root beer into a square glass?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea catch!
Pea catch who?
I choose you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting pirate!
The Interr-
Arrrrrrrg you gonna let me in or not?

Joke: There are three men in a truck driving in a desert. Their names are Manners, Poo, and Shut Up.

Poo falls out of the truck but nobody notices. They finally stop at a gas station and Manners goes back to look for Poo while Shut Up waits at the station.

A policeman approaches Shut Up and asks "What's your name?" He replies "Shut Up." The policeman asks again "What's your name?!" He replies "Shut Up!" Annoyed, the policeman asks "Where are your manners?"

He replies "Gone picking up Poo."

Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.