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By goldenapollo1

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Defense

Punch line: As in "Me and my cousin Ernie was running from de law and we had to jump over defense." **(the fence)

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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Bofus

Punch line: As in "The boss said he wants bofus to go do that job." **(both of us)

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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Focus

Punch line: As in "I think that blonde wants to focus bofus." **(fuck us)

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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Handsome

Punch line: As in "She said her mouth is getting kind of tired so she's gonna use her handsome". **(hand some)

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Joke: If you had sex every single day for a year and used a condom every time and at the end of the year you turn those used condoms into a tire, what would you call the tire?

Punch line: One hell of a good year

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