Good Jokes

 

0 ratings
0 saves

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Defense


Punch line: As in "Me and my cousin Ernie was running from de law and we had to jump over defense." **(the fence)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

0 ratings
0 saves

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Bofus


Punch line: As in "The boss said he wants bofus to go do that job." **(both of us)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

0 ratings
0 saves

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Focus


Punch line: As in "I think that blonde wants to focus bofus." **(fuck us)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

0 ratings
0 saves

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Handsome


Punch line: As in "She said her mouth is getting kind of tired so she's gonna use her handsome". **(hand some)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

0 ratings
0 saves

Joke: If you had sex every single day for a year and used a condom every time and at the end of the year you turn those used condoms into a tire, what would you call the tire?


Punch line: One hell of a good year


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+