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Joke: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Punch line: He just needed a little space!
Joke: What do you say to the "Dye" when you want it go on?
Punch line: Die, dye!
Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Nascar
Punch line: As in "My uncle Pete sure has a Nascar."
Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize
Punch line: As in "I knew Billie Sue wud marry me the moment I cauterize".
**(caught her eyes)
Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Tumor
Punch line: As in "Not one more but tumor".
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