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Joke: A man walks into a restaurant. A waitress recognizes him as a bum who rarely has any money. She confronts the man by asking him what does he want. He asks her how much is a cup of coffee and she tells him $0.99. Next he asks her how much is a refill and she tells him that refills are free. So the bum asks, "Can I please have a refill?"


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Nascar


Punch line: As in "My uncle Pete sure has a Nascar." **(nice car)


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize


Punch line: As in "I knew Billie Sue wud marry me the moment I cauterize". **(caught her eyes)


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Tumor


Punch line: As in "Not one more but tumor". **(two more)


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Defense


Punch line: As in "Me and my cousin Ernie was running from de law and we had to jump over defense." **(the fence)


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