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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize


Punch line: As in "I knew Billie Sue wud marry me the moment I cauterize". **(caught her eyes)


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Joke: If you had sex every single day for a year and used a condom every time and at the end of the year you turn those used condoms into a tire, what would you call the tire?


Punch line: One hell of a good year


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Joke: The big bad wolf sneaks up behind the horny Little Red Riding Hood and tells her they're going to have sex. She reaches in her picnic basket and pulls out a gun and says, "no, you're not you're going to eat me just like the book says".


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Joke: Why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?


Punch line: So he could get sweet dreams.


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Joke: Did you hear about the new Anti-Gravity book ?


Punch line: I heard you can't put it down!


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